This kid is still wearing the same pair of shorts from the day he was pantsed. That was three weeks ago. His fly is broken open and the shorts barely stay on. The kids don’t even mention it. If hearing that 96% of my school qualifies for free or reduced lunch doesn’t mean much to…

Classic new teacher mistake: Getting into a pissing match with a middle school boy in front of an entire classroom. Never, ever, ever do this. Ever. Avoid at all costs. Because it will never be pretty and you will always always always lose. I made this mistake today. I haven’t made it in awhile, and…